November 2011
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As much as it pains me to say this, I wouldn’t mind being Amish.
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Chillin’ in my pyjamas and new heels.
Yep.
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I just think it’s so weird how Freddie Mercury and Marc Bolan (Mark Feld) died before I was even born, yet they were still a massive part of my childhood.
My childhood was spent listening to Queen and T.Rex in my Dad’s car as we went for drives in the country and to random places.
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Constantly shaking again. And I feel sick, but I’ve actually eaten a proper breakfast today, and I had tea last night.
Excuse me, body, what the fuck is going on…???
I would greatly appreciate it if it was Friday now please.
Or, if it was last weekend. Either way, can it just be a Friday.
Looking forward to tomorrow.
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Y’know when you wanna add someone on Facebook but you’re too much of a pussy and don’t wanna come across creepy.
Yep, going through that right now.
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My Dad is so much like Jeremy Clarkson it’s scary!!!
Tomorrow there isn’t any set lectures, instead we have to go in for 20 minutes for a session on an assignment which isn’t in till May.
I am not paying a fucking fiver for a train ticket for 20 minutes and to spend an hour on the train.
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
I’m having the day off.
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Remember when I said that girl put on her status that she was a lesbian and pre-op transsexual? Yeah, well, people are still commenting it saying ‘Congratulations’ and ‘Good for you’, even AFTER she said she got fraped.
OMFG, I thought I was stupid.
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I’ve realised I’ve never posted a picture of myself on here. I bet I seem like a right creepy bastard.
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I am that annoying person who puts :) at the end of everything.
I do it subconsciously.
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The part in Heyy Babyy when they leave her on the doorstep of the church then she’s critically ill in hospital and they’re all crying and praying proper gets to me man.
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Spending the afternoon watching Heyy Babyy with English subtitles.
I’ve watched it about 5 times in my whole life and I don’t know a word of Punjabi.
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I burped really loud today in our lecture and I got the dirtiest looks ever! And Jo went “Ergh, you really are disgusting”.
I thought it was going to be a quiet one.
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I AM SO FUCKING LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEKEND I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF!!!!!!!
Most excited about the work’s night out though!!!
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Ok, maybe I was being a gullible twat, that girl was fraped. She was fraped by the lad who was out the weekend, he’s fucking hilarious!
I may have believed her but at least I didn’t leave a comment like one lady did: good girl get it out in the open, who cares wat people think, yr mom an dad will be fine, luv ya,xx
OMFG.
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Someone on my Facebook has put that they are a lesbian and a pre-op transsexual from today.
Me being the most gullible fucker ever, doesn’t know whether she’s actually telling the truth, because it’s quite well written and honest or whether she’s been fraped.
I’m so confused…
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Bollywood films are some of the best films. They have the best songs and some of the cheesiest, in sync dances ever.
I’m gonna watch Heyy Babyy again now.
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I am still so fucking tired! It’s killing me!
Oh, and can it be Friday now please?
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Currently having a three-way conversation on Facebook chat.
Weirdest thing ever!
Sometimes I wonder if anyone on Tumblr or Facebook works. I mean I know some will go to school/college/uni, whatever, but sometimes I see the same people online all day and it just makes me wonder how they can just sit there all day doing nothing. It makes no sense to me.
I love uni and I fucking ADORE my job more than anything in the world!!!
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I don’t know if I feel sick cos I’m hungry or because of something I ate the other day. I haven’t eaten properly since Saturday and the last thing I ate was that curry. I didn’t eat all day yesterday incase I threw up and I don’t wanna eat today incase it either goes straight through me or comes straight back up.
So glad I’m only at uni for an hour today.
I wanna be friends with Sean Paul.
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So glad Sean Paul is on Never Mind The Buzzcocks!!!
I fucking LOVE him!!!!!
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This has been the longest weekend of my life. I have never felt so happy but so tired at the same time, ever. I can’t keep my eyes open right now. It felt like I went to the casino about two weeks ago, not two days ago. I just need to sleep for about 12 hours, but I have to be in uni for half 10 tomorrow.
Hopefully next weekend will be just as good!
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“I’m not ashamed of farting. I love farting.”
- My Dad
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I have felt constantly sick for two days now and it’s suddenly got a lot worse. But you know when you need to be sick but you can’t so you’re there heaving and just spitting. Yeah, that’s all that’s happening.
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Oh, ok, I think the curry from the other night is making a comeback.
I’ve got really bad stomach ache and I haven’t eaten anything proper since then.
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Lack of sleep and food has sent my body all fucking weird.
I am constantly shaking and whenever I move my shoulders I shake even worse, I can’t see straight and I have felt sick since last night. I have no fucking idea what is going on.
On a good note, Jo has just told me we’re only in uni for an hour tomorrow, which is 10:30-11:30, as opposed to our normal 3 hour session which...
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I always look forward to Monday’s off, but as soon as I’m up I’m fucking bored! I got up half an hour ago and I bored already. I don’t understand how people who don’t go to school/college/uni or don’t have a job cope. If I didn’t have anything to do, day in, day out, I’d probably kill myself. Therefore, I’m going up West Brom, again! Only this...
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3 hours sleep Friday night plus 2 and a half hours sleep last night has fucked me over. I can’t see straight and I feel like I am swaying constantly.
You know when you know you’ve pissed someone off but you don’t know what you’ve done to piss them off? Yep, happening. The only thing is, I haven’t spoken to them for ages and tried to be nice the other day.
Well fuck you then.
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Apparently I am dry. And my humour is dry. So much so, people don’t know whether I’m being serious or not.
Apparently it’s a good thing.
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I have never been so grateful for a day off tomorrow.
But I have fucking LOVED this WHOLE weekend!!!!!
I really, really, REALLY enjoyed last night! Apart from getting pissed off at someone, I overall had such a good time.
I went out with a tenner and came home skint. But somehow I managed to get two taxi’s and a curry for free (someone paid for me, which was very kind of him). How I came home with no money but got those things free will forever baffle me. But I really do need to stop getting...
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Only intended to go out for a quiet one for about an hour.
Didn’t get home till half 4 this morning. I feel fucking horrible and I have an 8 hour shift ahead of me.
Also surprised I’m not dead from food poisoning.
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I literally have £2 to go out with tonight cos I spent it all in the casino last night.
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