I sure know how to spend my Valentine’s Day, watching prison documentaries with a curry and sitting with my cat for company.
Tell me why I’m single again?
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
OMFG this is so accurate!!!!
I am SO sick of being a fucking clutz.
Today at work I cut my thumb, quite deep and I’m forever coming home with bruises and bumps from there. As well as being a generally hazardous person.
The phrase being wrapped in cotton wool should apply to me.
I require a little bit of help
Today started off horribly.
I fell down the stairs at home, then broke a pint glass, then burnt my fingers at work and banged my head.
I have never been so grateful to be home in my lovely bed with a caramel latte!!!
DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY
Lamb of God - Now you’ve got something to die for
can i have a relationship where some nights it’s rough sex and then other nights we stay up and just talk and others we just cuddle and mess around with each other or play games together pls and ty
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me